好一个洛谷

先看看这张图(不准盗我号啊):

Let me take a look at this picture first(Don’t steal my account):

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左边:

Left side:

宜:参加NOI

Appropriate: Participate in NOI

祝你RP++

Wish you RP++

不是,我都还没到参加NOI的时候啊(洛谷的神仙脑子qwq)

Not yet, I’m not even at the age to participate in NOI (the genius brains on Luogu qwq)

宜:重构代码

Appropriate:Refactoring code

代码质量明显提高

The code quality has significantly improved.

我谢谢你啊,这几天脑子有点抽了,昨天晚上发了个帖子,结果多摁了一个1,结果就变成了:

I thank you. My brain has been a bit off these past few days. Last night, I posted something but accidentally added an extra “1,” and it ended up like: 

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后面我一想,这个价格是不是太高了啊(代码很简单,双重死循环变式和我想上厕所 + 二进制即可复刻出来),于是,我把价格降到了:

Then I thought, maybe this price is too high (the code is simple—just a double dead-loop variation plus “I need to go to the bathroom” and binary to replicate), so I lowered it to:

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应该合理了吧……

Should be reasonable now…

算了,先转回正题吧

Anyway, back to the main topic.

右边:

Right side:

忌:摸鱼

Avoid: Fishing

被教练紫菜

Coach Seaweed

我***********************************************************************************************************************************************************************的,针对人是吧?

I am ***********************************************************************************************************************************************************************,targeting people, right?

忌:吃饭

Avoid: Eating

小心变胖啊

Be careful not to gain weight

我看i奥的,喜欢诅咒人是吧?

I’m freaking pissed off, you like cursing people, huh?

所以说,洛谷最好不要注册,不然会天天被人(疑似kkksc03)诅咒

So, it’s best not to register on Luogu, otherwise you’ll be cursed every day (suspected to be by kkksc03)!

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